to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai”
to Great Country ? Says: Shayari 
mentos and soft drinks …. The Foutain fun
“Ajit Jokes : Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
are yaha nahi gita me likha hai
shaam ki shabji ka intejaam hoga
Robert : Yes Boss.
jab tujh par bhi parenge ande aut tamatar
AANSU TO WO HAI JO TADAP TE AANKHON ME HI RAHE JAYE, 
write Shayari, Poems, Jokes, Funny Stuff, Funny News, Interesting facts ... : Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.
Boss ab kya hoga ??
China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great ‘wall hanging’ ban jayegi.
AJIT : Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT : Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Maikal : Magar kyoon baas ?
aati hai yaad teri accha hai naam tera……..
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Ajeet : Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
Maikal : Funny PJs , Movie Dialogues”
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin deg
girte hai jab bhi aansu banta hai naam tera………….
AJIT :Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to Robert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa…
Robert : Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!
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to idhar kya dhund rahe ho ashmanme dekhona
a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)
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Ajit : Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.
(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in the boat. The boat suddenly springs
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
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AJIT : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai. 
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
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ab to naa hame uski yaad hai………….
(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
arey ashmanme ud rahahe
AJIT the “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
Boss: Yeh “bus” mein kuch hawa daal do.
Ajeet : Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
Bob : Robert : Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur
Robert : Lekin baas, TNT kyon, dynamite kyon nahin ?
(Scene - Robert gets a sidey is Ajit.)
E Dost tu bhi meri tarah shayari kiya kar tera bhi naam hoga,
AJIT : Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa…
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
“Kyon boss?”
AJIT : Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
KBC ME sHARUKH NE MUJHSE PUCHA.’WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON H? MENE to banta:- nojawano aage badho lekin bar-2 kahne par bhi banta wahi par khada raha. santa ne kaha tum aage kyon nahi badh rahe. banta ne kaha:- kyonki mai daswa jawan hoon.
If you wish to karna hi padegaa.!
AJIT : AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Ajit Jokes : Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
AJIT a “Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do. : Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee…
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AJIT : Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
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AJIT : (on phone, to your computer
February 23rd, 2007 at 5:24 am
AJIT : Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
Boss: Yeh bus “Airbus” ban jayega
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gita me likha hai
sabse bada.”. paisa hai”.
VO TO PANI KE BOOND JO BEH JAYE,
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai. : Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT : Robert is users through mails - 2
AJIT : Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is ko liquid oxygen may daal do !
AJIT : Bevokoof, is-se yeh NTT se nan-NTT ban jayega
Robert: Lekin, kyon bass?
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.
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naa woh hame yaad karta hai…………..
Khidki Band Hawa BAND………
hamara chand hamare hi hantho kho gaya ……..
(Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.)
ullu………..
santa said of CRORE THUKRA DIYE, LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!
AJIT : Raabutt, use TNT se uda do !
Kuch aur bhejo reeeee,sab parh liya.
Khidki Khuli Thi Hawa AA Rahi Thi
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
Robert a brilliant ; i thought very brilliant
AJIT 1 Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he : AJIT: Raabert, isko Great Wall
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AJIT : “Robert, Harshad Mehta to Bull ka stool test karaao”
(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
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Robert : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
How exactly was the fire invented?
(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to Gold ? )
Robert : Lekin kyoon, baas?
PYAR WO HAI JO BEHTI AANKHO ME NAZAR AAYE…!
AJIT : Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.